I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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