stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..