she woke up with a sticky ear
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.