Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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