his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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