i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
is it fun? or sober?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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