i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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