i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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