i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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