the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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