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physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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