I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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