3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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