wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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