Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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