OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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