we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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