Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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