The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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