ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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