she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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