Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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