You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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