you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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