It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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