Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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