On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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