do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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