Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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