Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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