Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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