Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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