Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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