YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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