You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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