Heybabeimwearingurpanties
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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