I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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