it's like iHOP with fire
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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