If that was your dad, he is hot
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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