Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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