fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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