Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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