i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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