Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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