I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Cover your peen. We're going out.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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