everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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