it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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