Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Farmville is her only friend.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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