what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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