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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?

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  No

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• (530): View more from California

  shit pants at work. discarded underwear.

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  just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?

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  yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do

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• (806): View more from Texas

  If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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• (310): View more from California

  you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.

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• (442): View more from California

  Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.

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• (916): View more from California

  So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah

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