But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.