she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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