He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
