Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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