well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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