I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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