Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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