this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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