My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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